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                                  by Citizen Journalist w/ Richard DePersio

 

Dago Red: "Citizen Journalist, Why are you now Offending with Truth at

Amplify, Facebook and Twitter Profile Pages? All of you senior campaign

advisors told you to limit it to articles." Richard D.: "His most senior

advisor advised him otherwise: me!" Citizen Journalist: "Rick and I think so

much alike; sometimes, it's spooky, I think that we are the same person -

that's a hoot!"

 

                        "Good-bye, proud world! I'm going home:

                        Thou art not my friend, and I am not thine."

                                                        -Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)

(Waldo: with a name like that it must have been teased while growing up; we

would have teased him!).

 

As is our wont, we start of with the cosmos (meaning world) followed by the

world and Offending with Truth!

       NASA was in limbo. It will return to the heavens on July 8 when it is

expected to announce that it has charted a course for the cosmos: Multi-

Purpose Crew Vehicle - pretty much Orion - which will carry 4-7 astronauts

(number to be determined by budget) have state-of-the-art and cutting-edge

life-support and propulsion systems, as well as, thermal protection - - a hyped-up

Apollo. It is presently traveling on earth from California to Florida stopping

periodically for the benefit of the public. It recently participated with a launch

escape system in a successful test. Apollo had an escape system for launch

and ascent which wasn't capable of saving astros. Astronauts likely didn't know,

however, we think that the "Right Stuff" astronauts would have flown

anyway! NASA will announce a heavy-lifter predicated on the Saturn 5, the

Space Shuttle and Ares 5. All contrary to Obama's wishes. He wanted to

waste the $9 billion investment in Constellation (which included R & D on

Orion and Ares) by starting from scratch in created a vehicle to travel beyond

earth orbit (although, MPCV/Heavy-Lifter will go from earth-to-earth-orbit-to-

earth with additional fuel it will become super-heavy-lifter for missions to

moon and/or Mars and/or asteroids and/or moons of Mars. Obama had

canceled Constellation but NASA, many Republicans and some Democrats

are disregarding the president - even keeping alive moon program (See

Updated "Action Chain Letter 4" to discover why this can help solve our

energy crisis). We recently declared that Obama and the other republican

candidates want to destroy NASA. We challenge them to a debate - all of them

vs. Citizen Journalist at his secret location. They will have to be blind-folded

to and from his abode.

 

An A.D.D. distraction sponsored by Adderall and Budweiser beer (best enjoyed

together for maximum benefit):

Letters to People I don't Know but Who Need My Advice:

       Benjamin Franklin

       Independence Hall

       Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

       Dear Benjamin Franklin,

       Enough with the lightning...fly the kite on a sunny afternoon! My

cousin Seymour had a successful candle business, and you had to

go ahead and ruin it with this electricity business. Try thunder-maybe

there's something in it for you.

                                                    Yours for a brighter future,

                                                    Don, the wax merchant

(Rickles' Letters by Don Rickles, Simon and Schuster, 2008) We hope that

this cheers up Hugh in the grotto.

 

We can debate whether or not unions played a valuable role in the past but

there is no question but that they are socialistic and, therefore,

unconstitutional Membership in unions peaked in the early 1940's at 33%; it

is now 11%. Union members: Extend us the courtesy of hearing us out.

       "Extensive revisions of the basic union laws are greatly overdue... 1)

No corporation which can be shown to have lost money during the

average of the preceding few years should be required to bargain

collectively; which means that management would {be} free to negotiate

directly with individual employees. 2) And no labor union contract should

deprive management of the right to institute cost-saving practices and

machinery, trim its staff and overhead, without consulting the union."

Was this said recently by a republican politician? No; it was said by Bill

Buckley in 1967! (Quotations from Chairman Bill, Compiled by David

Franke, Pocket Book, 1971)

       It goes without saying that unions caused the crisis in the auto industry.

       California is developing a puppet show and comic for kindergartners

on the glories of unionization. Remember: So goes California, So goes the

rest of the nation. Once again, public schools demonstrate that they are

about liberal indoctrination not education.

 

Full disclosure: We are deists with a splash of Plato.

          "The general principles on which the fathers achieved

            independence were...the general principles of Christianity...

            Now I will avow that I then believed and now believe that

            those general principles of Christianity are as eternal and

            immutable as the existence and attributes of God."

                                                                        -John Adams

Liberal revisionists in history books, including, textbooks wish to

generate the impression that the Founding Fathers were deists,

atheists and agnostics. When in reality, the vast majority were

Christians and the rest deists.

       Liberals are moral relativists: each person should determine right and

wrong for themselves and pay no heed to what the Bible says or what the

majority think. This kind of crazy thinking can lead to chaos not society.

(See "Updated: A Bad Case of treason" at /group/newfederalism).

 

Moderates and conservatives are big on state rights. We don't think that

society and fed gov should sanction same-sex marriages (See "Reader's Choice,"

"More Reader's Choice," "Updated: A Bad Case of Treason" and "Action Chain

Letter  - Updated). States should decide issue; hopefully, in the negative. They

should not be allowed to marry out-of-staters - only those who have resided in

their state for three years.

       Barney Frank and Ron Paul (an out-of- the-closet a-hole and an in-the-closet

social liberal) want to let states decide if they wish to be a Mary Jane (aka pot) state

or not. Fine. However, if a pothead is arrested in a non-potty state and confesses

that he got potty from a potty state, the potty state has to compensate the non-potty

state for the cost of incarceration and, if potty, damaged property and can't afford

to compensate victim, potty-state should be compelled to do so. When will public

schools begin teaching kindergartners about the joys of doing potty!?!

 

Let's end on a happy note: GOODBYE*FAREWELL*AMEN. Twice before during the

past year, we said "Bye-Bye" put didn't depart. Hopefully, three is the charm. This

constitutes are last week before we fade to black.

 

We can't resist: Thanks to liberals, America is going to potty...