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From: b <rrdd3939@aol.com>
To: rrdd3939@aol.com
Sent: Mon, Jul 11, 2011 4:56 pm
Subject: THE MASTERPIECE...
THE MASTERPIECE
by Citizen Journalist, Richard DePersio, Dago Red
Dedicated to Cyber-Readers
Citizen Journalist: "Where on cloud 9!" Richard DePersio: Where way out
there - beyond Mars. We reached a new record." Dago Red: "Well beyond our
wildest dreams: 216 readers for groups sites and 132 for 'Article with No Name'
last week according to Google. We haven't even received the results from
AddThis Analytics for our regular websites!" RD: "Before we get A.D.D.-ed,
we should thank our Cyber-Friends for without them we would not be
receiving this award from Citizen Journalist Comsats." DR: "We certainly are
grateful to our many readers." RD: "What is DR doing here? CJ, he's your
spokesman. Why is he writing?" CJ: "You looked above. We need the help.
Now that we got 'em, we have to keep 'em!" RD: "Too much pressure. Where's
my Valium."
"My hand hurts!"
"Shhhh! We'll write a short one in light of our four other articles posted today."
As is our wont, we start of with the cosmos (which means world) and then, we
talk about the world.
NASA is in trouble...BIG trouble! It might have to put up a going-out-of
business sign after being completely or partially responsible for over 30,000
discoveries and inventions since its inception in 1958. What can you do about it?
Please read "Updated Anew: Action Chain Letter of a Nature Different 1" at
groups.google.com/group/rickcosmos-eclectic ("Article with No Name" is keeping
it company there) and at a regular website to be announced.
"There - we made things easier for ourselves."
"The pressure, I can't take the pressure!"
Why has "Article with No Name" garnered so many readers thus far? Could it be
because we 'Offend with Truth' ? Were we shocking? We suspect that we know
the reason...
Back in 1990, Citizen Journalist was hospitalized. A nurse rushed into his
room and exclaimed, "You must be so excited that congress passed the
"American Disability Act" ! "Citizen Journalist stated, "I opposed it!" Her pretty
face dropped. "It doesn't allow free market forces to operate," he continued, and,
further, it will be abused by the cripples!" She nervously said, "But, you are a..."
Citizen Journalist interrupted, "You can leave now." Of course, the opposition
has been proven correct. (Advanced CMT, nosey!).
Liberals are flustered. It's a good time for an A.D.D. break sponsored by Adderall and
Southern Comfort whiskey - what a combo!
How can you calculate the distance of lightning?
Count the number of seconds between seeing a flash of lightning and hearing the
sound of the thunder. Divide the number by 5 to determine the number of miles away
the lightning flashed.
What do our many moderate and conservative readers (the libs fainted) think of:
Perry/Cain?
What about Man of the Year? Thus far, our contestants are: Washington, Adams,
Jefferson, Madison, Lincoln, Reagan and Laffer for the mods and conservatives.
Wilson, FDR, LBJ, Carter. Clinton, Kennedy (Ted; John is idolized by liberals as a
perfect liberal, they're too stupid to realize that he wasn't a liberal!) and Keynes.
They're complaining about the swimsuit competition.
"I can't take the pressure!"
For the benefit of our new readers: Go direct to group sites; try to connect directly
to regular websites - gremlin? - connect from 'Home' or 'Profile' Pages. Do PP - all
the cool kids on the block are doing PP: Book marking and/or Adding to Favorites
Profile Page on Amplify, Facebook and Twitter in order to keep abreast of when
new articles are posted, the learn the latest regarding Citizen Journalist's presidential
campaign and to visit with CJ, RD and DR who periodically appear there (usually
announced in advance).
One of us is unable to handle the pressure.We realize that it was brief: We hope
enough to keep our new readers. After all, none other than Shakespeare himself told
us the other day, "Brevity is the soul of wit."
(Updated "Offend with Truth" and Updated "Where are My Dividends!?!" at /group/
newfederalism, "ATBTC: Action Chain 4 (Updated and Expanded) at /group/
rickcosmos-eclectic).