Monday, August 29, 2011

Fwd: The Article (Expanded)





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From: b <rrdd3939@aol.com>
To: rrdd3939@aol.com
Sent: Mon, Aug 29, 2011 12:44 pm
Subject: The Article (Expanded)




                                THE ARTICLE (Expanded/Updated)
       by Citizen Journalist, Richard DePersio and Walter Koskiusko Waldowski*
Preface: What are you doing!?! We have numbers - Readers (visits): Google:
299 (group sites) and AddThis Analytics (charity sites): 36. 299 + 36 = 335;
thank you but we're suppose to exit stage door right. Our Cyber-Friends/Readers
 are pulling us to center stage - just don't pull us left. Are eminent departure is
on hold. Citizen Journalist 'passed away' on 8/26/11. Condolences came from
around the world: even putin in russia cried into his puddin.' It turned out to be
an elaborate practical joke perpetrated by Citizen Journalist himself in
conjunction with that well-known jokester Sherlock Holmes. They did supply clues:
before sunset (He departed and rose two days later; Hercules (he was consumed
by a fire he had set; died a demi-god and rose a god; Sherlock even reworked
an actual statement that he had uttered in a previous incarnation: "This might not
be Citizen's Journalist's Waterloo, but it is his Marengo" (the battle that Napoleon
won, minimized, had others exaggerated helped propel him to power as "the
savior of France"). An elaborate funeral was held simultaneously ar Facebook:
Richard DePersio, NASA_Ares, THE Meeting Place and Twitter: @rickaddsite.
His loveliness himself was fooled: barney frank. He paraphrased Shakespeare at
funeral services, "We came here not to praise Citizen Journalist but to bury him."
Services were televised world-wide! Citizen Journalist re-emerged on 8/26. Many
were shocked and turned white, including, the Rev. Jackson! The return of Citizen
Journalist (reminiscent of "The Return of Sherlock Holmes) bigger, stronger and
more handsome then ever as the Offender with Truth, Defender of Justice and the
American Way. (lower-case letters intentional).
As is our wont, we start with cosmos (which means world) and then, we
deal with world by Offending with Truth!
       Little media attention has been given to the fact that Russia announced
that International Space Station will be de-orbited and crashed into the
Pacific Ocean by or before 2020 - taking NASA by surprise! While NASA
had announced that operation aboard station would end in 2020, they
never said 2020 or sooner or Pacific. By what authority does Russia be
so bold regarding station for which we footed most of the bill. Could it
be due to the fact that Obama is forfeiting our preeminent position in
space exploration and compelling us to fly Soyuz at a hefty price tag for
the next 5 to 10 years? (Richard D.: "Was this report about the cosmos?" CJ:
 "More like earth orbit than cosmos; although, astros do carry out
astronomical, including, solar observations).
"When objective NASA satellite data, reported in a peer-reviewed scientific
journal, show a 'huge discrepancy' between alarmist climate models and
real world facts, climate scientists, the media and our elected officials
would be wise to take note." - James Taylor, Heartland Institute.
In contrast: U.N./Al Gore/liberal science: Infamous hockey stick graph;
suppressing opposing points of view; lack of peer review in prominent
journals dealing with climate-ology, atmospheric physics; placing heat
sensors near heat sources; emails amongst U.N. scientists containing
suggestions on how to fudge data; papers in scientific journals quoting
other papers is fine but quoting from "Mountain Climbing" and "Camping
mags isn't - "National Geographic," "Scientific American," "Discover,"
Science Digest" would be considered borderline by most reputable
scientists. As our society becomes more scientific and technological, it is
imperative that our children learn real science not fabrications regarding
global warming/climate change!
Know you enemies: the liberals. This includes that strange breed: upper
and middle management at most T.V. networks, most major newspapers,
all major movie studios and record companies, most publishing houses.
They are capitalists but social (moral) liberals, liberals on domestic issues
(other than economics), liberals on defense and foreign policy.
       During and before the early 1980s, 70% of Americans considered
homosexuality to be immoral. abnormal and unnatural. The issue of same-
sex marriage was virtually never brought up. The remaining 30% considered
it to be a normal but alternate lifestyle or were undecided. Nowadays,
polls show that 51% favor same-sex marriage when there choice is same-
sex marriage or not. When the civil union option is added to the mix, the
preference is 60% for civil unions (most people are too stupid to realize
that they are both the self-same thing - it's just a matter of semantics).
Although, we would likely discover that it is 65-75% in the 14 Northeastern
and 3 western states and 51-65% opposed in the Midwest and South.
Nonetheless, very significant change since the early '80s. What happened?
       Only 20% of Americans identify themselves as liberals and 12% as
atheists and agnostics. Libs are amoral or moral relativists: they
believe that each person should decide right-wrong/good-bad for
themselves without any consideration given to the Bible or what the
majority in a society think (a recipe for choas not society!). We can thank
the perverted liberal daytime talk shows (Phil, Oprah, Joan, Sally, Montel
and the rest of the slime) since the early '80s wherein homo was their
favorite topic (an audience member who was critical was sometimes
shouted down by the host or made to shut up with a "We don't pass
judgement here." Libs are big on free speech; we hear you laughing!
Often the freaks appeared: for a few years, viewers were shocked and
wanted to upchuck followed by a few years of disgust followed by a
few years of uneasiness followed by a few years of tentative acceptance
and, finally, for many: it's a normal but alternate lifestyle - not for me
but acceptable. Fag flags fly high on fairy fannies (you know about our
penchant...addiction...to alliterations!).
(Economic/financial crisis due in large part to barney frank's fannie and
freddie - are we on A.D.D. trip!; be patient for there will be our customary
A.D.D. break).
       Now, shows like NGC's "Taboo" and TLC's "My Strange Addiction"
are working on further damaging masculinity with man-babies. Shows
about sadists, adults who dress like animals and people with all kinds
of fetishes that they hope to mainstream. They no longer need to focus
on homos reason their flags are flying high. Our candidate for the main
 flavor for the next two decades is: man-babies.
It's time for an A.D.D. break brought to you by Adderall and Gallo Wines:
There are over a 160 types of cancer; 40% of us will be diagnosed as having
cancer in our lifetime.
We are facing a double-dip recession or stagflation: rising prices (rising
inflation)and inadequate growth; during prosperity prices are high and no
one complains because demand is meeting supply (little inflation: problem
when demand exceeds supply and prices rise), unemployment is low,
raises and bonuses are large, companies are expanding (new factories),
spending more on R & D, dividends are very healthy.
Starting next year under Obama-care, health insurances companies will have
to cover birth control pills and other preventative measures and an annual
physical for women without a co-pay; these are just two of the hundreds of
new regs that will prevent health insurers from making a decent profit and
result in there going out of business paving the way for socialized medicine.
Let's not forget the hundreds of new regs that will soon take effect due to
Financial Reform forcing business to expand factories and built new
factories in countries with lower taxes and fewer regs. The loss of jobs will
mean more Americans on social services, fed gov will have to spend more on
 dependent citizens. Are you worried about U.S. loosing Triple A bond rating.
We might go all the way down to junk bond status.
We were remiss: Obama-care will eliminate 12% of the plans offered by health
insurers. (See our health plan:Updated-Modified-Expanded"Action Chain Letter10"
The union myth (it too is being taught to your children): The significant growth
of the middle class in the 19th Century, especially, between the end of the
Civil War (do you know  when it ended or are you ignorant?) and 1900 was due
to unions forcing big bad business which treated employees like servants (look
at your kid's elementary or high or college textbook) to increase wages 3-fold
during that period. Problem: by 1900, only 3% of Americans were in unions!
Unions helped save America by pressuring FDR to do the "New Deal." FDR's
Secretary of the Treasury stated in 1939 that "New Deal" predicated on Keynesian
economics (the same economics employed by Obama for two years) failed!
Unions are responsible for forcing those Robber Barons to institute safety in the
work place. Truth: Modern public relations began during the early 20th Century.
Execs became concerned with public image and realized that it looked bad to
have a lot of workers take ill or become injured; further, they had an investment
in worker's that they trained: an asset. Safety began to improve early in the last
century and big-time between 1933-71. Unions advocated for but didn't get
National Safety Board until 1977. Prior to the 1960s, it was difficult for blacks to
join a union and they were even precluded for certain occupations. "Look for the
Union Label" meant: made by whites. Yet, they claim and your children's teachers
teach that unions were always pro-black. Unions utter ugly untruths. (There we go
again!).
*Proprietor of The Painless Polish Poker and Dental Clinic.
                  Dedicated to the Memory of Richard Hooker.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Fwd: BIG NEWS...






-----Original Message-----
From: b <rrdd3939@aol.com>
To: rrdd3939@aol.com
Sent: Wed, Aug 10, 2011 12:48 pm
Subject: BIG NEWS...
             BIG NEWS (Also at this venue: "The Article," "Masterpiece" (dedicated to
             our readers) and more
An email to 9 and 14 year old nieces...

1) Scientists had known for about 35 years that liquid water had existed on Mars
    millions of years ago. They have been wondering if there might be frozen water
    near the North and South Poles of Mars. Recently, NASA scientists have
    discovered a stream near the Martian Equator. Water exists on Mars now. Water
    is vital for living things. Could there be simple life on Mars like bacteria? Does
    life only exist on earth or could it exist in other parts of our solar system? Further,
    can intelligent life (I'm assuming that there is intelligent life on earth) exist on a
    planet orbiting another star (maybe, Uncle Rick's star - star that you had named
    after me) in our Galaxy?
2) NASA has done it again. They conducted a scientific study between 1990-2000
    and another study between 2001-2011 and both show no warming. NASA does
    real science. The U.N. does liberal science. You're taught bogus liberal science,
    including, Global Warming/Climate Change Science. U.N. scientists are bad
    scientists who fudge data! Liberal-Democrats control public schools. Liberals
    think that the U.N. is important and does many good things, including, science.
    The U.N. is useless. You're science teacher doesn't know any better for she is
    a victim of a lib education. She needs to be taught by your Uncle Rick. It is
    important that you learn all positions on issues so that you can develop your
    cognitive mental skills. Public schools teach only one side in so many areas:
    indoctrination not education. Your parents would be wise to have you learn from
    Uncle Rick and from non-school books like I give you. School books are good
    but they aren't enough if you want to be truly educated. Rocket man/Uncle Rick.
 
Addendum to Emails (for Internet-version not Niece-Version): Al 'Funnyman' Gore
contends that global warming-deniers hold pseudo-scientific views. It was Al-
endorsed U.N. scientists who are scientific method criminals: The infamous 'Hockey
Stick' graph/ so-called scientists emailing each other with ideas on how
to fudge data so the computer model transcended actual observational data/ the
placement of heat sensors near heat sources/ suppression of alternate opinions/lack
of peer review/relying on questionable publications. It's all a scam to continue
subsidies for unprofitable solar and wind companies; prevent Americans from
enjoying lower energy costs by exploiting more domestic (oil, natural gas, coal)
sources because of practitioners of liberal science who think that the sky is
falling; forcing Chrysler to put Volt electric car for sale which Americans don't wish
to purchase but will cost taxpayers a mint now that auto industry has been
nationalized/socialized. It's fine with environmental wackos that we import oil
from countries with lower environmental/safety standards. Obama approves of
loans to Brazilian and Mexican Oil. Obviously, he is dedicated to creating jobs - just
not American jobs! - Richard DePersio.
(Catholic Church tried to surpress Galileo's Truth; history shows that they failed).



Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Fwd: THE MASTERPIECE...









-----Original Message-----
From: b <rrdd3939@aol.com>
To: rrdd3939@aol.com
Sent: Mon, Jul 11, 2011 4:56 pm
Subject: THE MASTERPIECE...

                                                  THE MASTERPIECE
                             by Citizen Journalist, Richard DePersio, Dago Red
                                             Dedicated to Cyber-Readers
 
Citizen Journalist: "Where on cloud 9!" Richard DePersio: Where way out
there - beyond Mars. We reached a new record." Dago Red: "Well beyond our
wildest dreams: 216 readers for groups sites and 132 for 'Article with No Name'
last week according to Google. We haven't even received the results from
AddThis Analytics for our regular websites!" RD: "Before we get A.D.D.-ed,
we should thank our Cyber-Friends for without them we would not be
receiving this award from Citizen Journalist Comsats." DR: "We certainly are
grateful to our many readers." RD: "What is DR doing here? CJ, he's your
spokesman. Why is he writing?" CJ: "You looked above. We need the help.
Now that we got 'em, we have to keep 'em!" RD: "Too much pressure. Where's
my Valium."
 
"My hand hurts!"
"Shhhh! We'll write a short one in light of our four other articles posted today."
As is our wont, we start of with the cosmos (which means world) and then, we
talk about the world.
       NASA is in trouble...BIG trouble! It might have to put up a going-out-of
business sign after being completely or partially responsible for over 30,000
discoveries and inventions since its inception in 1958. What can you do about it?
Please read "Updated Anew: Action Chain Letter of a Nature Different 1" at
groups.google.com/group/rickcosmos-eclectic ("Article with No Name" is keeping
it company there) and at a regular website to be announced.
"There - we made things easier for ourselves."
"The pressure, I can't take the pressure!"
 
Why has "Article with No Name" garnered so many readers thus far? Could it be
because we 'Offend with Truth' ? Were we shocking? We suspect that we know
the reason...
       Back in 1990, Citizen Journalist was hospitalized. A nurse rushed into his
room and exclaimed, "You must be so excited that congress passed the
"American Disability Act" ! "Citizen Journalist stated, "I opposed it!" Her pretty
face dropped. "It doesn't allow free market forces to operate," he continued, and,
further, it will be abused by the cripples!" She nervously said, "But, you are a..."
Citizen Journalist interrupted, "You can leave now." Of course, the opposition
has been proven correct. (Advanced CMT, nosey!).
 
Liberals are flustered. It's a good time for an A.D.D. break sponsored by Adderall and
Southern Comfort whiskey - what a combo!
        How can you calculate the distance of lightning?
        Count the number of seconds between seeing a flash of lightning and hearing the
sound of the thunder. Divide the number by 5 to determine the number of miles away
the lightning flashed.
 
What do our many moderate and conservative readers (the libs fainted) think of:
Perry/Cain?
What about Man of the Year? Thus far, our contestants are: Washington, Adams,
Jefferson, Madison, Lincoln, Reagan and Laffer for the mods and conservatives.
Wilson, FDR, LBJ, Carter. Clinton, Kennedy (Ted; John is idolized by liberals as a
perfect liberal, they're too stupid to realize that he wasn't a liberal!) and Keynes.
They're complaining about the swimsuit competition.
"I can't take the pressure!"
 
For the benefit of our new readers: Go direct to group sites; try to connect directly
to regular websites - gremlin? - connect from 'Home' or 'Profile' Pages. Do PP - all
the cool kids on the block are doing PP: Book marking and/or Adding to Favorites
Profile Page on Amplify, Facebook and Twitter in order to keep abreast of when
new articles are posted, the learn the latest regarding Citizen Journalist's presidential
campaign and to visit with CJ, RD and DR who periodically appear there (usually
announced in advance).
One of us is unable to handle the pressure.We realize that it was brief: We hope
enough to keep our new readers. After all, none other than Shakespeare himself told
us the other day, "Brevity is the soul of wit."
 (Updated "Offend with Truth" and Updated "Where are My Dividends!?!" at /group/
newfederalism, "ATBTC: Action Chain 4 (Updated and Expanded) at /group/
rickcosmos-eclectic).
 




Monday, July 11, 2011

Fwd: Updated Anew: CHAIN LETTER of a NATURE DIFFERENT 1





-----Original Message-----
From: b <rrdd3939@aol.com>
To: rrdd3939@aol.com
Sent: Mon, Jul 11, 2011 2:46 pm
Subject: Fwd: Updated Anew: CHAIN LETTER of a NATURE DIFFERENT 1


                           Updated Anew: Chain Letter of a Nature Different 1
                               by Citizen Journalist and Richard DePersio
PREFACE: We have a crisis: NASA might have to put up a "Going-Out-of-Business"
sign soon unless WE do something about it soon! Chain Letter proper has been
updated. Please add the following:
Let's put things in their proper perspective...NASA is special and unique being the
only component of fed gov from which you actually get a return: for every $1 budgeted,
we get about $5 returned within approximately 7 years in the form of science and
technology. NASA is completely or partially responsible for over 30,000 discoveries
and inventions since its inception in 1958.
      What can we do? Phone or leave a message at the website of members of
congress (info below). What should we say to the full-of-themselves? NASA receives
$17.5 billion annually or 1/2 of 1% of fed budget. Congress plans to cut NASA's
budget by $1 to 2 billion. We realize that everyone must do their share in debt crisis.
In light of NASA's uniqueness do you think that $500 million or about 2.5% of
NASA's budget is acceptable?
      We understand that many Republicans and even a few Democrats object to
giving SpaceX and Virgin Galactic of $750 million apiece - a subsidy which won't
be reimbursed. Obama wants to allocate $2.5 billion for heavy-lifter and manned-
beyond-earth-orbit program which is woefully too small for goals to be met. NASA
may as well fold up its tent and lay-off even more workers during this recession
which Obama thinks is over! NASA won't be flying anywhere for another 30 or
more years! We concur with members of Congress (capital 'C' - we must be
polite when asking for money) who want NASA to have $4 billion and let private
sector fend for itself. Just say "No" to subsidies!
Sent: Sun, Jan 9, 2011 4:02 pm
Subject: CHAIN LETTER of a NATURE DIFFERENT 1 (LATEST UPDATE):

Update 1: Proposal 1 - Congratulations! House approved.
We aren't satisfied, we want it to be required in Senate too;
no more messing with our Constitution. All new bills must have
an attachment showing that the bill is constitutional.
Update 2: Proposal 2 - it appears as if the $9.5 billion spent on R & D in the
 soon to be discontinued "Constellation" program won't go down the same
 presidential black hole as $$$s for stimulus packages, cash-for-clunkers and
Fannie/Freddie! It will be used in new heavy-lift rocket program/man beyond
earth orbit program.
Reminder: Send all 11 "Action Chain Letters" to family members, friends and
 co-workers. Or, take it a step further: phone and/or leave messages at websites
of members of congress. Congressional info: "Action Chain Letters" 1, 2 and 5.

NASA budget: $17.5 billion; planned cut: $1 billion. NASA will be
allocated $2.5 billion for heavy-lifter/beyond earth orbit program;
SpaceX and Virgin Galactic will receive subsidy of $750 million
each.
Sent: Sun, Nov 21, 2010 1:39 pm
Subject: CHAIN LETTER of a NATURE DIFFERENT 1:

                                          CONSTITUTION and COSMOS
Subject: SAVING OUR CONSTITUTION 
All Congressional legislation should come with a requisite attachment
showing the constitutionality of content. Update: House, yes; Senate, no.
Subject: A DIFFERENT and MEANINGFUL CHAIN LETTER
Your Cyber-Friend: Richard DePersio  (letter at various
 groups.google.com/group/rickcosmos-eclectic comsats and inspiration
 at Facebook:  Rickaddsite). Together, we can do it).
PLEASE FORWARD this LETTER to two to five relatives or friends or co-workers.
 HELP SAVE OUR  NASA! Keep reading: There is more that you might want to do.
SHOULD NASA BE GROUNDED or ONCE AGAIN the MAIN TECHNOLOGICAL ENGINE  
  of OUR ECONOMY?
 President and congress want to pay Russia, whom we beat in Moon Race,
 an astronomically high price for 'tickets' to carry our astronauts to space
station for which we footed most of the cost on their timetable
 (How Humiliating! and, further, it will wreck havoc with scheduling and
experiments) or our banker (China!). and subsidize SpaceX
(a private company; we contend that fed gov subsidizing is socialistic, 
unconstitutional and detrimental for a company's R & D because Uncle Sam
is looking over your back with thousands of forms to fill out because you
excepted gov money).  Manned-version won't be operational for 4 or more years.  
Fortunately, we will Incorporate Constellation R & D into the new program that is 
 being planned. Consider sending article "New and Improved:  "Are You a Warrior"
 or another article at site to one  or two family
 members or friends or co-workers and ask them to send to  one or two people.
ANOTHER  WORTHWHILE CHAIN LETTER. Or, you might opt for just sending
this 'letter.'   OUR No. 1 position in technology is in jeopardy.  Please act now.
NASA in YOUR HOME, CAR, OFFICE, FARM, FACTORY, HOSPITAL and
 MORE! UNIQUE GOV PROGRAM - YOU ACTUALLY GET A RETURN!
 While it is only budgeted 1/2 of 1% of federal budget, you get $7 back in
 pure science and applications/spin-offs (technology). Are you eager to
do more? Write a letter to your local newspaper (if you still read one)
or their Internet-version (if they have one). CONTACT CONGRESSTwo key
 players:
 (www; with or without)      Shelby.senate.gov/public/ and/or 202-224-5744
 (R; Alabama); Nelson.senate.gov/public   and/or  202-224-5274 (D; Florida).
Key players in the House: Conrad.house.gov/public & Greg, Rahall,
 Bishop; Senate: Sprat; Ryan;  and your two senators and congressman.
In-coming: Senate: Rubio; House: Richmond; Yarmouth; Rivera; Flores;
Southerland.
E-mail or e-mail and phone congressional operators for their phone numbers:
 202-224-3121 and 202-226-7200. You don't have to know their names but you            
                           do have to know the state in which you live!

Subject: Fed gov owns 5 to 70% of states in the form of parks and other. This
land should be managed by the states. End fed gov ownership of states!!!
Subject: End subsidies except for extraordinary situations, otherwise
 free market forces should operate (Read: "She Only had Time for a Short One
 - Part Two" ).

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Fwd: UPDATED: SCORECARD





-----Original Message-----
From: b <rrdd3939@aol.com>
To: rrdd3939@aol.com
Sent: Wed, Jun 29, 2011 4:29 pm
Subject: UPDATED: SCORECARD



                                            THE SCORECARD

Campaign Chairman: Richard DePersio    Acting Chairman: Ken Kellog
                                                            (for
duration of R.D./C.J. Dispute; Dispute resolved: soon-to-be co-chairman)
Campaign Spokesman: Dago Red

Campaign HQ in Iowa: "Finest Curb Side Service Whorehouse"
      Director: Walter O'Reilly
Campaign HQ in New Hampshire: "Painless Polish Poker and Dental
Clinic"
      Director: Walter Koskiusko Waldowski
Campaign HQ in Florida: "Dr. Yamamoto's Finest Kind Pediatric Hospital
                                      and Whorehouse"
      Director Ho-Jon
Campaign HQ in Texas: "Double Natural"
      Director: Duke Forrest
Campaign HQ in Wisconsin: "The Swamp"
      Director: Ugly John
Campaign HQ in New Jersey: "The Honorable Richard Hooker Foundation"
      Director: Ezekiel Bradbury "Me Lay" Marston V
Way Off-Shore bank account in South Korea at "Dr. Yamamoto's Finest
      Kind Safety Security Boxes and Quasi-Legal Legal Funds"
      Manager: Jonathan Hobson
Chief-of-Staff: Topper Deputy Chiefs-of-Staff: Mariam/George
Science Advisor: Albert Einstein Humor Advisor: Groucho Marx
Bouncers (Crowd Control) for when Citizen Journalist makes
an appearance at Profile Pages: Ben, Adam, Hoss, Little Joe
Cartwright

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Fwd: YOU CHOOSE A TITLE FOR WE ARE TOO LAZY...



                             YOU CHOOSE A TITLE FOR WE ARE TOO LAZY
                                  by Citizen Journalist w/ Richard DePersio
 
Dago Red: "Citizen Journalist, Why are you now Offending with Truth at
Amplify, Facebook and Twitter Profile Pages? All of you senior campaign
advisors told you to limit it to articles." Richard D.: "His most senior
advisor advised him otherwise: me!" Citizen Journalist: "Rick and I think so
much alike; sometimes, it's spooky, I think that we are the same person -
that's a hoot!"
 
                        "Good-bye, proud world! I'm going home:
                        Thou art not my friend, and I am not thine."
                                                        -Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
(Waldo: with a name like that it must have been teased while growing up; we
would have teased him!).
 
As is our wont, we start of with the cosmos (meaning world) followed by the
world and Offending with Truth!
       NASA was in limbo. It will return to the heavens on July 8 when it is
expected to announce that it has charted a course for the cosmos: Multi-
Purpose Crew Vehicle - pretty much Orion - which will carry 4-7 astronauts
(number to be determined by budget) have state-of-the-art and cutting-edge
life-support and propulsion systems, as well as, thermal protection - - a hyped-up
Apollo. It is presently traveling on earth from California to Florida stopping
periodically for the benefit of the public. It recently participated with a launch
escape system in a successful test. Apollo had an escape system for launch
and ascent which wasn't capable of saving astros. Astronauts likely didn't know,
however, we think that the "Right Stuff" astronauts would have flown
anyway! NASA will announce a heavy-lifter predicated on the Saturn 5, the
Space Shuttle and Ares 5. All contrary to Obama's wishes. He wanted to
waste the $9 billion investment in Constellation (which included R & D on
Orion and Ares) by starting from scratch in created a vehicle to travel beyond
earth orbit (although, MPCV/Heavy-Lifter will go from earth-to-earth-orbit-to-
earth with additional fuel it will become super-heavy-lifter for missions to
moon and/or Mars and/or asteroids and/or moons of Mars. Obama had
canceled Constellation but NASA, many Republicans and some Democrats
are disregarding the president - even keeping alive moon program (See
Updated "Action Chain Letter 4" to discover why this can help solve our
energy crisis). We recently declared that Obama and the other republican
candidates want to destroy NASA. We challenge them to a debate - all of them
vs. Citizen Journalist at his secret location. They will have to be blind-folded
to and from his abode.
 
An A.D.D. distraction sponsored by Adderall and Budweiser beer (best enjoyed
together for maximum benefit):
Letters to People I don't Know but Who Need My Advice:
       Benjamin Franklin
       Independence Hall
       Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
       Dear Benjamin Franklin,
       Enough with the lightning...fly the kite on a sunny afternoon! My
cousin Seymour had a successful candle business, and you had to
go ahead and ruin it with this electricity business. Try thunder-maybe
there's something in it for you.
                                                    Yours for a brighter future,
                                                    Don, the wax merchant
(Rickles' Letters by Don Rickles, Simon and Schuster, 2008) We hope that
this cheers up Hugh in the grotto.
 
We can debate whether or not unions played a valuable role in the past but
there is no question but that they are socialistic and, therefore,
unconstitutional Membership in unions peaked in the early 1940's at 33%; it
is now 11%. Union members: Extend us the courtesy of hearing us out.
       "Extensive revisions of the basic union laws are greatly overdue... 1)
No corporation which can be shown to have lost money during the
average of the preceding few years should be required to bargain
collectively; which means that management would {be} free to negotiate
directly with individual employees. 2) And no labor union contract should
deprive management of the right to institute cost-saving practices and
machinery, trim its staff and overhead, without consulting the union."
Was this said recently by a republican politician? No; it was said by Bill
Buckley in 1967! (Quotations from Chairman Bill, Compiled by David
Franke, Pocket Book, 1971)
       It goes without saying that unions caused the crisis in the auto industry.
       California is developing a puppet show and comic for kindergartners
on the glories of unionization. Remember: So goes California, So goes the
rest of the nation. Once again, public schools demonstrate that they are
about liberal indoctrination not education.
 
Full disclosure: We are deists with a splash of Plato.
          "The general principles on which the fathers achieved
            independence were...the general principles of Christianity...
            Now I will avow that I then believed and now believe that
            those general principles of Christianity are as eternal and
            immutable as the existence and attributes of God."
                                                                        -John Adams
Liberal revisionists in history books, including, textbooks wish to
generate the impression that the Founding Fathers were deists,
atheists and agnostics. When in reality, the vast majority were
Christians and the rest deists.
       Liberals are moral relativists: each person should determine right and
wrong for themselves and pay no heed to what the Bible says or what the
majority think. This kind of crazy thinking can lead to chaos not society.
(See "Updated: A Bad Case of treason" at /group/newfederalism).
 
Moderates and conservatives are big on state rights. We don't think that
society and fed gov should sanction same-sex marriages (See "Reader's Choice,"
"More Reader's Choice," "Updated: A Bad Case of Treason" and "Action Chain
Letter  - Updated). States should decide issue; hopefully, in the negative. They
should not be allowed to marry out-of-staters - only those who have resided in
their state for three years.
       Barney Frank and Ron Paul (an out-of- the-closet a-hole and an in-the-closet
social liberal) want to let states decide if they wish to be a Mary Jane (aka pot) state
or not. Fine. However, if a pothead is arrested in a non-potty state and confesses
that he got potty from a potty state, the potty state has to compensate the non-potty
state for the cost of incarceration and, if potty, damaged property and can't afford
to compensate victim, potty-state should be compelled to do so. When will public
schools begin teaching kindergartners about the joys of doing potty!?!
 
Let's end on a happy note: GOODBYE*FAREWELL*AMEN. Twice before during the
past year, we said "Bye-Bye" put didn't depart. Hopefully, three is the charm. This
constitutes are last week before we fade to black.
 
We can't resist: Thanks to liberals, America is going to potty...