Thursday, March 8, 2012

Fwd: ...His Last Bow



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From: b <rrdd3939@aol.com>
To: rrdd3939 <rrdd3939@aol.com>
Sent: Thu, Mar 8, 2012 6:40 pm
Subject: Fwd: ...His Last Bow



Nota Bene': Chapter 9 (the final chapter) appears after (not before
Chapter 6; up and until now, we have been posting in reverse order; go
down 7 floors for Chapter 1 - Warning: elevator is still out-of-order; Chapter-
Order is a mystery in itself!)
Subject: ...Light in the Darkness & The Conclusion
Sent: Mon, Mar 5, 2012 6:30 pm
Subject: Fwd: The Adventure of the Priory School...
Chapter 8
   THE MUSGRAVE RITUAL & LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS & THE CONCLUSION
                                      by A.C. Doyle
                             CITIZEN JOURNALIST IS MISSING...FOUND!
                                              by R. DePersio
"Just one more thing."
{"Elementary...What are you doing here, Lieutenant?, inquired Sherlock.
"I haven't been to Mount Rushmore in ages," Colombo responded. "Give my best
to you know who." And, he was gone: trench coat and all.}
"You know my methods in such cases, Watson. I put myself in the man's
place, and, having first gauged his intelligence, I try to imagine how I should
myself have proceeded under the same circumstances. In this case the
matter was simplified by {Citizen Journalist's} intelligence being quite
first-rate...He had spotted the {new} place."
"The whole thing occurred in a moment---so quickly that I had no time to
realize it. I have a vivid recollection of that instant, of Holmes's triumphant
expression, and the ring of his voice, of the {tour guides} dazed face..." (At
last I would know what-the-blazes we were doing at Mount Rushmore!}
"Didn't I tell {you when we} started, said Sherlock with a laugh. "That's the
result of [our} study of {Citizen Journalist:} to get him a testimonial!"
"Never mind," I answered; I have all the facts in my journal, and the public
shall know of them. {Sherlock: "Your a regular Subject Journalist! I wonder if
our American audience will appreciate that meager attempt at wit?}
"...from his point of view, any sudden change would be likely to draw attention
to himself...There was no reason to suppose that he was going under an assumed
name. Why should he change his name in {his} country where no one knew his
original {and other} one {or do they? That's another case} I {garnered much
information by having those with whom I contracted,  systematically to every cab
proprietor...until they ferreted out  {useful information and he is my report, said
Mycroft}
{"I thought that you had lost interest in the case and returned to London," stated
Sherlock."
"Perish the thought! You know how I feel about CJ-RD. They are amongst the
few homo sapiens that I can tolerate having placed them in charge of my (Facebook)
Diogenes Club - American Branch."}
{"Mycroft, prior to your arrival, Sherlock was about to enlighten us regards his
solution to the case. I am confident that it will be fortified by your report."
{"Ellory, what brings you here?, says Sherlock. Another interruption, I, Watson,
 thought to myself. I've been waiting for what seems like an eternity for the
conclusion.}
{"He is, after all, a friend of mine too. I feel guilty - for the longest time, I have promised
to produce or contribute to an article at www.rickcmtsite.blogspot.com as you have
done on many occasions. It's been good seeing you all again." Ellory Queen was
about to depart when Sherlock said: "I want all of you to be my guest tonight for
supper, or, as the Americans say, dinner. I hope to have a surprise quest." Oh, no!,
I thought, I'd have to wait another eternity for the conclusion.}
 
 
 

Sent: Tue, Feb 28, 2012 5:12 pm
Subject: The Adventure of the Priory School...

                         THE ADVENTURE OF THE PRIORY SCHOOL
                                             by A.C. Doyle
                                CITIZEN JOURNALIST IS MISSING
                                        by R.J. DePersio
("Where in the World is Citizen Journalist" & "The Radio Show -one floor down)
{CJ was visiting Dago Red} "His absence was discovered at seven o'clock
{Friday} morning. His bed was slept in. He had dressed himself fully, before
going off,...There were no signs that anyone had entered the room, and it is
quite certain that anything in the nature of...a struggle would have been heard,
since {I was} in the inner room is a very light sleeper."
"When {CJ's} disappearance was discovered, I at once called {RD}." {Not the
police," said Holmes} Mr. Holmes, if you ever put forward your full powers, I
implore you to do so now, for never in your life could you have a case which is
more worthy of them." {Sherlock: "Who chose the 'Invisible Hand' to be
included in the last two articles." DR: "CJ." "For a writer, what two things are
nearly as bad as death?," said Holmes, thinking aloud.}
Sherlock has provided you with three clues above plus he gleaned two clues from:
'Where in the World..." - one floor down.
Sent: Fri, Feb 24, 2012 3:03 pm
Subject: The Musgrave Ritual...

      THE MUSGRAVE RITUAL                     MURDER IN WESTMINSTER
                                                by A.C. Doyle
                           CITIZEN JOURNALIST IS MISSING
                                             by R.J.  DePersio
 {Day One} "I confess that so far, Watson, I had been disappointed in my
investigation. I had reckoned upon solving the matter when once I had
found the {the fishing hole}, but now I was there, and was apparently as far
as ever from knowing what it was which had {been} concealed...It is true that
I had thrown a light upon the fate of {Citizen Journalist}, but now I had to
ascertain how that fate had come upon him..."
{Watson musings}. So for three mornings the mystery remained, so far as
I could follow it in the papers {on the news and Internet}. If Holmes knew more,
he kept his own counsel, but, as he told me {Andy Taylor} had taken him into
his confidence, I knew that he was in close touch with every development.
Upon the fourth day there appeared a long {email for Holmes}...which
seemed to solve the whole question.
"My dear Watson," said he, as he rose from the table and paced up and
down the room, "you are most long-suffering but if I have told you nothing in
the last three days, it is because there is nothing to tell. Even now this
report {he points to screen} doesn't tell us much."
{Sherlock and Mycroft have telephoned Ben, Adam, Hoss, Joe. Al, Rod, Dago,
Marion and the rest of the cast in search of clues}.
                                                       To Be Continued                                                        
 CONGRATULATIONS: YOU FOUND US! YOU ARE NOW HONORARY MEMBERS
OF THE BAKER STREET IRREGULARS and (Facebook) DIOGENES CLUB -
AMERICAN BRANCH.
 
    
'The Conclusion'     The Red-Headed League     The Adventure of the Empty House
                                                    His Last Bow
                                                    by Arthur Conan Doyle
 The Missing Citizen Journalist...Found! (As Yogi Berra would say: "It's
 de'ja' vu, all over again)          by Richard DePersio
{They gathered that evening at one of the 'restuarants' at the national landmark - the
ambience not commensurate with Sherlock's sometimes refined tastes.}
"And now to the great question as to the reason why." {"Do try a hot dog and a
hamburger, good sport," interrupted Ellory. Sherlock: "When in Rome...in the former
colonies do..". "I shall enjoy watching but will he enjoy eating?" Ellory whispered to Dago
Red who appeared as if mysteriously!} "Robbery had not been the object...for nothing was
taken. Was it politics, then, or was it a woman. That was the question that confronted
me. I was inclined...at first...to the latter supposition {"Prior to coming here, I paid a visit to
 Hef. We all know that Citizen Journalist has been....shall, we say....successful with the
 fairer sex. And, it had been one of the stops on his triumphant promotional tour."} "
"Political assassins are only too glad to do their work and to fly. {"We all know that Citizen
Journalist exercises his right to free speech by Offending with Truth and not apologizing
on Twitter for having done so. There are the liberal PC police who only believe in free speech
which conforms to their philosophy."} "...the perpetrator had left his tracks..." {"The word
invisible appears often in the last two articles at www.rickcmtsite.blogspot.com to which
Citizen Journalist contributed. Invisible is related to vanish."} "It must have been a private
wrong, and not a political one {although, Citizen Journalist is not guilty of such, his enemies
think otherwise} which called for such a methodical {action}. {In one of said articles he
makes reference to pain on his CMT hands...and the invisible hand. Was he the victim
of foul play? Dago Red, I'm not surprised by your appearance here. We all consider
ourselves friends of the missing Citizen Journalist. Your closeness to him is second only
to Richard DePersio. Tell me, why Calliope appears at rickcmtsite?" Dago: Not long ago, CJ
suggested that we post her painting with an article in the near future, in his absence, I
remembered his suggestion and instead found a way to incorporate it into a promo for
Facebook and Twitter. Sherlock: "I'm surprised that our mutual friend Richard DePersio isn't
here or is he; that's another case."}
{As I heretofore stated the two worst things that can happen to a writer are the loss of his
Muse and difficulty with his hands. The word hand appears often in the last two articles on
 which he worked as well. I contend that he and he alone staged his disappearance - making
himself invisible!"}
"A proposition which I took the liberty of doubting,"
"You did, doctor, but none the less you must come round to my view for otherwise I shall
keep on piling fact upon fact on you until your reason breaks down under them and
acknowledge me to be right. Now Mr. Jabez Watson here has been good enough to call
upon me this morning, and to begin a narrative which promises to be one of the most
singular which {he} listened to in some time. You have heard me remark that the strangest
and most unique things are very often connected not with the larger but with the smaller
crimes, and occasionally, indeed, where there is room for doubt whether any positive
crime has been committed. As far as I have heard it is impossible for me to say  whether
the present case is a crime or not {I think not}, but the course of events is certainly among
the most singular {that I have ever encountered. Proceed, Mr. Watson."}
{"Thank you, Mr. Holmes for this opportunity. I thought better and came around to his way of
thinking. The fishing hole' was a red herring. Inspiration: venues of prior conquests - the
grotto. More important: achievement - triumphant publicity tour. He would be found looking for
inspiration and his Muse."
{Thank you, doctor. I firmly believe that his Muse will return intermittently. One of his cyber-
friends who is qualified should offer to periodically submit an article to lighten his load - he
who is known amongst other things as: CITIZEN Your Shoot-from-the-Hip/Non-PC Cripple
JOURNALIST. CJCJ (Citizen Journalist/Cayuga Productions/Shamley Productions) Comsats
(web sites) enjoy up to 935 Visits and 265 Readers per week.
{"He or she can write on science or humor or politics or poetry or philosophy or music or
economics, says Dago Red, "or go where ever his or her Muse takes him or her - it's
awkward to be PC!"
{"Why would he perpetrate such an elaborate hoax," inquired Watson. "His superior mind
couldn't do otherwise and such a scheme was necessitated to engage my mind. I think
that he was confidant that I would bite. Part of him wanting to be found or caught - which is
often the case," answered Holmes. "Your superior mind?" "Modesty dictates..."
{"I was handed a letter by someone engaged solely for the purpose of delivering it; the letter
purportedly from Citizen Journalist. Dago Red, you are to go to this location with binoculars and
look at Tom; It is my understanding that Citizen Journalist considers Tom a friend." Dago
Red departed for the specified location. Ellory left for destination unknown.}
{"I consider Citizen Journalist a friend. Although, I have never seen him. We have corresponded
extensively and have participated in rather lengthy telephonic communications," revealed Holmes.}
{"I saw him once but I must admit that it was brief and at a distance," said Watson.}
{Watson continued.} "...I must confess to a start when...I saw the man...there...at my threshold."
{I at the end of the room.}" He is extremely tall and thin, his forehead domes out in a white curve,
and his eyes are deeply sunken in his head. He is clean-shaven, pale, and ascetic-looking,
retaining something of the professor in his features. His shoulders are rounded from  much
study, and his face protrudes forward and is forever slowly oscillating from side to side in a
curiously reptilian fashion. He peered at me with great curiosity in his puckered eyes."
{Holmes: "Are you sure that it was him." Watson: "What are you getting at?" "Could it have
been someone posing as him for your benefit." "Good heavens,Holmes, allow me on your
train of thought." "Are you certain that it was he." "Your causing me to doubt myself. Are you
doing it again - piling fact upon fact...until reason breaks down under them' ? "Are you certain
that it was he?" "I was expecting him that day. I assumed it was him." "Ah, you assumed.
What did he say?" "He said, 'I need to talk to you, doctor.' He looked at his watch and said,
'Not now, I'm running late. He was the only person to visit that day." "Could it not have been
potentially a new patient?" "Why do you do this to me?"}
{What do you think is transpiring between Citizen Journalist and Dago Red, Holmes."}
"Such was the remarkable narrative to which I listened on that {March} day---a narrative
which would have been utterly incredible to me had it not been confirmed by the actual
sight of the tall, spare figure and the keen, eager face, which I had never thought to see again.
...'Work is the best antidote to {my plight; though of necessity severely curtailed}...I have a
piece of work for us and if we can bring it to a successful conclusion will in itself justify a
man's life on this planet. In vain I begged him to tell me more to no avail; I would have to be patient."
{Holmes paced back and forth for what seemed an eternity. With his back to me, he said,
"Or, we are part of a ruse, concocted by a mastermind. Delicious! Watson: "Holmes, earlier,
you stated that's another case. What did you mean." "Watson, it will keep until we return to
London and Baker Street." I couldn't wait for more.}
{Back in London. I was staring out the window in deep thought. I was startled when Holmes
emerged from the WC and stated loudly, "I have a theory regarding Richard DePersio/
Citizen Journalist. Do you remember a couple of days ago when I said that I was surprised
that Richard De{ersio wasn't here for his good friend---or, was he? Who is tying this. Consider
the staff of CJCS Comsats which, includes, us. The members are listed at
www.rickcmtsite.blogspot.com Mycroft finally contributes, "Some can't type for one reason while
 the others can't type for the other reason. "Are they fake; are they posing?," asked Watson.}
"No, no, don't call it a pose. A pose is an artificial thing. This is quite natural {for him/them.}
{Unsurpassed ingenious entertainment and an intellectual exercise to boot. It is a reality.}
"Another glass..." said Mr. Sherlock Holmes as he extended the bottle of Imperial Tokay.
{"Another glass, Mycroft.}
"This is good wine, Holmes."
"A remarkable wine, Watson. Our friend upon the sofa has assured me that it is from Franz
Josef's special cellar at the Schoenbrunn Palace.
{Of course Holmes can do more than one thing at a time---ever the experimenter.}
"Might I trouble you to open the window for chloroform vapour does not help the palate.
 
                                                                          THE END          
The first review is in: "Superb...Thought-provoking... I see a movie version in the future."
                                              
                                                             
 
 
 

 
 








Friday, February 24, 2012

Fwd: CASE OF THE MISSING CITIZEN JOURNALIST...




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To: rrdd3939 <rrdd3939@aol.com>
Sent: Fri, Feb 24, 2012 2:05 pm
Subject: CASE OF THE MISSING CITIZEN JOURNALIST...

                  Sherlock Holmes in the Case of the Missing Citizen Journalist
                                            by Doyle and DePersio
RECENT HISTORY: Subject: WHERE in the WORLD is CITIZEN JOURNALIST? Two months
after the highly successful CITIZEN JOURNALIST/GOOD YEAR BLIMP PUBLICITY TOUR ending 
at MOUNT RUSHMORE followed by a visit with HEF and BUNNIES  in the GROTTO with no
exploration for CITIZEN JOURNALIST winding up at the BYRD STATION in the ANTARCTIC and
right after launching FB DIOGENES CLUB, CITIZEN JOURNALIST has vanished   a la Agatha
Christie. There is speculation that he is studying MAYAN ruins in   Central America in order to
get a handle on the end of the world or fishing in Mayberry, S.C. because he is hungry.
RUMOR: Being nominated for 'Man of the Year' by Los Vegas 'What goes on with Us Stays
with Us' Escort Service.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 



Fwd: THE RADIO SHOW by R. DePersio




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To: rrdd3939 <rrdd3939@aol.com>
Sent: Fri, Feb 24, 2012 2:53 pm
Subject: THE RADIO SHOW by R. DePersio


                            THE RADIO SHOW (by R. DePersio)
 
This is the Night Owl Show with me, your DJ , Duke Forest and your favorite announcer,
 Spearchucker Jones (CJCS Comsats' token black), coming to you from
www.rickcmtsite.blogspot.com  lodge on the Space Coast in Florida. News Bulletin:
Foo Fighters have been reported over New Mexico. We are coming to you not by
radar but our super-station transmitter with issues regarding frequency and other 
 technical matters resolved with and subsequent permission granted by NASA. We
hope to be working with NASA on a host of projects of mutual interest via the 
www.quasarpolitics.blogspot.com which  is moving up the charts with a bullet. We have
 an oldie but a baddy "the muslin brotherhood'  backed   up by 72 virgins(and they were
hard to find). "Don't Do it" has climbed from 6th to 3rd www.comsat-ak.blogspot.com and
 the Revolutionaries are debuting their new dance number "Do the Pelosi. You Better do
Her when You are Drunk."  We are brought to you  by FB Second American Revolution and
 YouTube: Rickaddsite. In sports,  Comsats have beaten the liberal Huffington Post. And,
 now the weather, Rick is chillin' in the  hood with George, Abe and Ron.. Orion is flying high
 over our sister station at  Twitter @rickaddsite. NEWS BULLETIN: Citizen Journalist is
missing; Sherlock, Mycroft and John are on his trail. We'll see you on the
other side of the Einstein/Rosen Bridge. Bye, Bye and don't buy Obama gov bonds. 

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Fwd: LOCATION UNKNOWN...




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To: rrdd3939 <rrdd3939@aol.com>
Sent: Thu, Feb 23, 2012 9:11 pm
Subject: LOCATION UNKNOWN...

Transmission received; triangulation failed. Citizen Journalist will deliver Farewell 
Address to cast of CJCS Comsats and to his public : time and place unknown.
Sherlock, John and Mycroft in pursuit of their missing friend; they are heading for
Mayberry, S.C.

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Fwd: The Red-Headed League




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Sent: Wed, Feb 22, 2012 11:25 am
Subject: The Red-Headed League

                              THE THE-HEADED LEAGUE
                            by A.C. Doyle & R.J. DePersio
"Well, it is just as I've been telling you, Mr. Sherlock Holmes," said
{Citizen Journalist} mopping his forehead; "I have a small {journalistic
endeavor on the Internet} It's not a very large affair {but has been growing
steadily over the past few months}. I used {to have} two assistants" {but
now many, all famous, including yourself. You can connect to all web
sites via Facebook-Second American Revolution}.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Fwd: Gone Fishin'




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To: rrdd3939 <rrdd3939@aol.com>
Sent: Sun, Feb 19, 2012 4:16 pm
Subject: Gone Fishin'

GONE FISHIN' at Andy's Fishin' Hole Citizen Journalist: "I may or may not
return on an infrequent basis with an article instead of fish in hand; unlikely.
I wish to thank our readers on behave of CJCS Comsats for their visits." Give
CJ a BIG going away present: BIG Numbers (Readers; Visits) for his Final Week!

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Fwd: IN and OUT of PLATO's CAVE (totally new version)



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From: b <rrdd3939@aol.com>
To: rrdd3939 <rrdd3939@aol.com>
Sent: Thu, Feb 9, 2012 4:00 am
Subject: Fwd: IN and OUT of PLATO's CAVE (totally new version)

Origially Published:
Sent: Thu, Apr 14, 2011 11:13 am
New Expanded-Version:

                        IN and OUT of PLATO's CAVE: St.Paul to Richard DePersio
                                                  by Citizen Journalist
 Most Biblical experts contend that Paul combined Jesus with Greek philosophy. The
New Testament is over 50% about Paul: His interpretation of Jesus' life and philosophy (Pauline
 Letters); Lukes' interpretation of Paul's life and philosophy (contained in the Acts of the
Apostles, Gospel of Luke) and much of Pauline theology (in Mark). Over time, there were various
Pauline Christian (non-Jewish in nature) groups, various groups which followed each of the
apostles (most of whom thought Jesus was Messiah but not Son of God: Jews who believed
in Jesus or Jewish-Christians) and various Gnostic groups which embraced Jesus. James
(Protestants consider him the half-brother of Jesus while Roman Catholics and Eastern Orthodox,
including, Greek Orthodox do not) was the first bishop: the Bishop of Jerusalem who believed
Jesus was the Messiah and didn't preach outside of Juresulem. Peter became second Bishop
of Rome and, eventually, embraced Paul's ideas and spread the word outside of Jerusalem.
About 300 years later, Emperor Constantine consolidated these groups with the largest
Pauline Christian group thus creating Catholic Church (He appointed a new Bishop of Rome;
the term Pope wasn't used until about 600 A.D./He appointed the Patriarch of Constantinople).
 Those groups that refused, went underground, disappeared within a couple of hundred years.
Paul triumphed.
 We interrupt this article with a Special Bullitten: Citizen Journalist has apprehended
the heretofore nebulous Richard DePersio. We think that we know him from various sources
 or do we? Transparency: Do we know him any better than one of Obama's 44 stealth czars?
Who are they and what do they do in the shadows by day and in the dark at
night when most good Americans are sleeping? If we know R.D., we need to
know more. Rick always had a policy regarding books, especially, those of the
non-fiction variety. He wouldn't purchase a non-fiction which didn't contain an
"About the Author" section for he wanted to know the level of professionalism
and the degree of credence to place in the words of the scribe.
       After an expensive and extensive search in four continents (North America,
South America, Europe and Antarctica), including, searching in garbage cans,
we learned the shocking truth!
       He became interested in astronomy and space exploration at the age of six;
politics at ten; economics, foreign and defense policies at the ripe old age of
fourteen. American history - his roots - at eighteen. R.D. began to dabble in
various other sciences after nineteen. He didn't find the classroom conducive
to learning and likely enjoyed A.D.D. having been diagnosed with regular and
two variants as an adult. Only student to argue with nuns; didn't realize that that
was a no-no and that he was suppose to fear them. More pride of self-ed as
opposed to schooling. Strange kid (Not by design by via employing hindsight):
Started reading the newspaper at ten, everyday at thirteen; began attending
meetings at the local Republican club at fourteen - only kid there - - didn't
realize that he wasn't suppose to hobnob with the big shots (A State Senator, a
State Assemblyman, a City Councilman and a judge - often disagreeing with
them).
       Did that: Was involved with seven institutions of higher learning after
high school; motivated by the acquisition of paper. (Completed three years of
college) Earned an associate-of-arts degree in liberal arts with a concentration in
science journalism; 15 certificates in computer applications, space and general
science, business management and medical assisting/EKG. R.D. completed an
internship in museum/science education.
       Will resume article proper soon: same time, same channel...Is he a
thou breaker?...Don't say a word: He packs a punch and has
big friends: on the couch are George, John, Tom and Jim, all about are Topper and
Harvey.
 
                                   Who is He: THE NAKED SCRIBE
                                             by Citizen Journalist
 
Obvious...Subtle...Superficial...Deep...Face-value...Multi-lay ed.....He never gives
his true age...Prides himself on his honesty...Shoots-from-the-Hip/Non-P.C./
Pulls-No-Punches....Thinks that he knows more about outside than people who
go outside...Modest International Man of Mystery...Look at him and what is
transpiring behind him...He resides In and Out of Plato's Cave...
           His first black friend (we needn't say "African-American" because the
           Reverend Jackson ordered everyone to do so in 1988) Harriman (who was
           passing) said of "Krazy Kat" what C.J. thinks is applicable to R.D.:
           "May in some time...let in the light which is now to our meager vision
            denied...For you will understand him no better then we who linger on
            this side of the pale."
           "It's wot's behind me I am. It's the idea behind me (with ever-changing,
            shifting backgrounds) and that's what I am."
           "He is but a shadow of himself caught in the web of this mortal skein."
 
'cause of the cause.
As a child and teen his parents and since, himself, exposed to old and new. Good taste
 and not as old as you might think.
                                    Best Movies (the envelope, please)
                                          As told to C.J. by R.D.
           1) (Temporary aside: Once compiled a list of his 50 favorite movies and
               was shocked to discover that as a rule he hated musicals but his
               favorite movie was) YANKEE DOODLE DANDY (Patriotism? See best
               T.V. series - which was irreverent);
            2) Twelve Angry Men;
            3) 2001: A Space Odyssey;
            4) Good fellows;
            5) The Pink Panther;
            6) Hanoi Hilton;
            7) Blazing Saddles;
            8) The Day the Earth Stood Still;
            9) Devil's Advocate;
           10) Hear No Evil, See No Evil
             Honorable Mention: Time Machine; Maltese Falcon; Hold that Ghost; Lifeboat;
             Houdini; The Great Imposter; Gunfight at the OK Corral; True Grit; The
             Out-of-Towners; Odd Couple; MASH;
 
                                                  Best Songs
             1) Jumpin' Jive (Cab Callaway);
             2) Wayward Wind (Patsy Kline);
             3) Yankee Doodle Dandy (James Cagney);
             4) Pomp Stomp (instrumental, Woody Herman Orchestra);
             5) Yesterday (Beatles);
             6) Birth of the Blues (Sammy Davis Jr.);
             7) My Way (Frank Sinatra);
             8) The Gambler (Kenny Rogers);
             9) Is that All There Is (Peggy Lee);
            10) It's a Wonderful World (Louis Armstrong)
              (R.D.'s Godfather knew "Rat Pack")
 
Best Singers (not in order): Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, Nat 'King' Cole,
Billie Holliday, Buddy Holly, Bing Cosby, Ella Fitzgerald, Peggy Lee, Louis
Armstrong, Chuck Berry
 
Ponder this: Have today's singers listen to an hour of one or more of the above
singers. What they then be capable of getting on stage!?!
 
                                     Best Television Series
               1) M*A*S*H*;
               2) Bonanza;
               3) Dick van Dyke;
               4) Burns and Allen;
               5) Twilight Zone;
               6) The Prisoner (with a nod in the direction of our British friends);
               7) All in the Family;
               8) Taxi;
               9) Odd Couple;
              10) I Love Lucy
              11) Ed Sullivan
              12) Rockford Files
              13) Happy Days
              14) Combat
              15) You Bet Your Life (RD has a top 50 list; send a addressed/stamped
envelope and $37.64 to CJCS Comsats, 39 Orion, Twilight Zone).
                                     Best Stand-Up Comics
In order: Groucho Marx; Victor Borge; Burns and Allen; Jonathan Winters; Robin
Williams; Bill Cosby; Abbot and Costello; Bill Crosby; Johnny Carson; George Carlin.
 
   (It's wot's behind me)
 
                                             The MUSES
                1) Tom Jefferson;
                2) Jim Madison;
                3) Tom Paine;
                4) Rod Serling;
                5) Arthur C. Clarke;
                6) Isaac Asimov;
                7) Carl Sagan;
                8) Arthur Canon Doyle;
                9) "Ellory Queen";
               10) Groucho Marx
 
The museless: Charlie Sheen..."Who's number one?"...To be continued: In Plato's Cave...
When? Upon the return of the A.D.D. train to the "Village"....
See you in the funnies...